Stone Age Socialite Gifts

She's the kind of girl who'll come to your cave even before you clout her!

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Comments are turned off."

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"I love it!"

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

"Nothing is funny. We're just having a good laugh."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Cave Painter

Books on tablets.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'Kip paints caves.'

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

TAKE A BREAK - NOW!

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."