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Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"So, what do you do for play?"

Children's Party

"Another flue shot, Larry.

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A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

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'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Brian's considering the optics."

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'I like the way you don't say I've had enough.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .