Divine Socialites Gifts

"Welcome - pleased to meet you! I'm the Entertainments Officer..."

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'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

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'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

A day at the races

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'