Tiny Socialites Gifts

"I think it’s time we started holding other kids’ hands."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"So, what do you do for play?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Children's Party

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"Whoa! Wrong bar?"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Online marriage ceremony.

"Happy thanksgiving!"

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

A day at the races

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

"Brian's considering the optics."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

'Can I get you anything? Coffee? A biscuit?...A lift home?'

Dog Teenagers

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

"Francophobe meet Francophile."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"What might you have written that I might say I've read?"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

"Your party just totally blew us away."

'Dear, of course no one can tell you what they think of the wine, you haven't told them how much it cost yet.'