Stone-age Student Gifts

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Mammoth Posing

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"This is what I use for social media."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel