Stone-age Student Mugs

Hunting Skool. What about your project, Oogie? The dot ate my homework.

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel