Stone Age Speakers Club T-Shirts

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"I think your going to need a business plan."

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Mammoth Posing

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'What's on the other side?...'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"