Stone Age Speakers Club Prints

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Those Were The Days

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

"I think your going to need a business plan."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Mammoth Posing

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

'What's on the other side?...'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."