Stocks Aficionado Gifts

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

Crony Capitalism (Always Follow the Money Trail)

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

Stock market investment advice

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

I love it when you speak Wall Streetese. Say 'to the upside' for me.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Dow Jones drop

The burden of carrying the Euro.