'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'
Stock Juggernaut Gifts
Looking for a gift for the unstoppable creative spirit? Our stock juggernaut collection is packed with witty, bold, and inspiring items that honor their relentless drive. Whether they’re in marketing, sales, or any fast-paced creative field, these fun and thoughtful products will remind them of their powerhouse attitude.
Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).
'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'
Businessman wearing many hats.
'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'
'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'
The Working Mum
Medieval headlines.
"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"
Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.
Stethoscope
News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!
"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."
'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'
Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'
'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'
"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."
'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'
Doctors appointment.
'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'
Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!
IN OVER MY HEAD
"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"
OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!
Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....
"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"
'Stocks rebounded from yesterday's losses on news that 'it aint over till it's over'.'
"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."
"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."
Next Place Heaven
A mortgage and a shitty job-experience centre.
"She's an ideal candidate, masochistic tendencies, no family, hobbies or interests, a private income and she hasn't slept since 2012..."
'I'm reading a movie that was made into a TV series that was made into a book.'
I think the word you are hunting for is 'plummet'.
"It's only Tuesday?!"
Stock Juggernaut Gifts Collection
Stock Juggernaut Mugs
Explore our collection of stock juggernaut mugs, and find the perfect way to start the day with humor and inspiration.
Stock Juggernaut Pillows
Make their workspace or home more inspiring with our stock juggernaut pillows, featuring fun and motivational designs.
Stock Juggernaut Prints
Decorate their creative environment with our stock juggernaut prints, designed to energize and inspire every day.
Stock Juggernaut T-Shirts
Check out our stock juggernaut t-shirts for bold, witty designs that let the world know about their unstoppable creative energy.