Stock Juggernaut Mugs

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Businessman wearing many hats.

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

The Working Mum

Medieval headlines.

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

Stethoscope

News. Volatile Stock Market. Lots of people have lost their shirts in the stock market. That's why they're feeling bare-ish!

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'Aren't corporate raiders getting increasingly aggressive?'

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

Doctors appointment.

'Oh, I just love dealing with investment clubs. Now, in whose name will you be buying the one-half share of Microsoft?'

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

IN OVER MY HEAD

"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"

OK, buy! No, wait... sell! No, change that... sell! No... buy! No... sell! Buy!

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

'Stocks rebounded from yesterday's losses on news that 'it aint over till it's over'.'

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

Next Place Heaven

A mortgage and a shitty job-experience centre.

"She's an ideal candidate, masochistic tendencies, no family, hobbies or interests, a private income and she hasn't slept since 2012..."

'I'm reading a movie that was made into a TV series that was made into a book.'

I think the word you are hunting for is 'plummet'.

"It's only Tuesday?!"