Sales Juggernaut Gifts

Stethoscope

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

The Working Mum

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Medieval headlines.

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Sales tied in knots

Sales

"How are my sales doing?"

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Sales figures don't lie. Stevens, hand over the big, foam, number one hand to Toelson.'

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'