Sales Juggernaut Pillows

Stethoscope

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Medieval headlines.

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

The Working Mum

"As you can see, we're happy with the sales report."

Sales

Sales tied in knots

"How are my sales doing?"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

'Hi, I'm on the make,'

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

'Well, it seems that Greystoke from sales has canvassed for a new customer!'

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

Delighted worker being propelled through the air on the back of the scale coming right off the chart

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

'Sales figures don't lie. Stevens, hand over the big, foam, number one hand to Toelson.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'