Office Juggernaut Pillows

Fighting change causes your stress levels to increase...

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

'A few messages came in during your lunch break.'

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

The Working Mum

Medieval headlines.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

"All this stuff? I'm meeting for two now."

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

Look at me multitasking. I'm shooting the breeze, checking invoices and drinking coffee.

'You're three o'clock cancelled, the Parson deal is ending, and your husband wants to know if the dishes are dirty or clean.'

'I don't like your attitude, Peterson, whatever it is.'

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

Future Micro MGR.

Stethoscope

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

Regretfully in/Hopefully Out.

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Multitasking.

"Oh dear! You know that we have to be at the Johnsons' by eight."

Overworked

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'