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'How long have you been unemployed? I have never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'You threatened to quit if I didn't give you a raise, not quilt.'

"That's not how mom counts. It's like this: knit one, purl one, RIP out one."

Maid with her sewing basket

"We only got six days of funding."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Woman knitting a washing line.

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Dad's Workbench

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

Quilt fanatic

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Patient after an appendix operation

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Woodwork

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

Blue-Collar Workers

Neptune: the retirement years.