Stimulus Skeptic Gifts

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

Mario Draghi

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Keep the econoimy moving

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

How Trickle Down Economics Work

"The president says it's a weather balloon."

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Euro fall...

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Turnkey Totalitarianism

'I'm going to be honest about this -- I'm from the Government, and I'm here to bamboozle you.'

'I want you stop referring to our grant as 'The Big Dipper.''

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

'I see the truth-in-advertising-people got wind of the proposed privatising...'

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

"Afraid we can't help dear, too many other calls on the public purse!"

BAILOUTS 'R' US (Formerly US Department of the Treasury)

EuroPygmees

'Okay - Who built this site?'

Nothing to Lose But Our Knees