Stimulus Junkie Gifts

Looking for a gift for your stimulus junkie? Our collection is full of clever, amusing products designed to fuel their creative sparks and satisfy their craving for mental stimulation. Perfect for anyone who loves to think, experiment, or challenge their mind. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a fun t-shirt, or a stylish print, you’ll find something that energizes their curiosity and brightens their day.

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Mario Draghi

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'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.' mockup

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

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'I think I know what the problem is!' mockup

'I think I know what the problem is!'

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The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts! mockup

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

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...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation? mockup

...I wonder who started the rumour of your resignation?

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'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!' mockup

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

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The Invisible Hand of the Market

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Keep the econoimy moving

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'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.' mockup

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

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"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there." mockup

"And they say it's the safest 500-P/E stock out there."

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"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?" mockup

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

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'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.' mockup

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

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'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.' mockup

'Remember Nitro, keep the engine running and once we've bagged the bonus cheques you floor the peddle.'

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Health

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"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last." mockup

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

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Apocalliptical

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Investing 101 Acronym Test.

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Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia. mockup

Phobia Clinic: Now treating Dow 15,000 acrophobia.

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"D'you have any porn porn?"

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It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up? mockup

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

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Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all. mockup

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

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'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.' mockup

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

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"And now the award for..."

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'What happens when we run out of gas?!' mockup

'What happens when we run out of gas?!'

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Stock quotes on beach.

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'Well, our financial advisor is a man of his work. He promised me the moon, then he mooned me.'

'Well, our financial advisor is a man of his work. He promised me the moon, then he mooned me.' mockup

'Well, our financial advisor is a man of his work. He promised me the moon, then he mooned me.'

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"I think I see the problem..."

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A Matter of Priorities

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'We've been keeping him alive by telling him the market is up.'

'We've been keeping him alive by telling him the market is up.' mockup

'We've been keeping him alive by telling him the market is up.'

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'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.' mockup

'I'll have a two mile run, 150 sit ups and a side of weight training.'

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Stimulus Junkie Gifts Collection

Stimulus Junkie Mugs

Explore our collection of stimulus junkie mugs—every sip fuels their curiosity and keeps their creative juices flowing.

Stimulus Junkie Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate curiosity and creativity—perfect for any stimulus junkie’s space.

Stimulus Junkie Prints

Brighten their environment with inspiring prints that honor their love for mental stimulation and artistic expression.

Stimulus Junkie T-Shirts

Discover our witty stimulus junkie t-shirts, designed to showcase their love for ideas, innovation, and mental adventure.