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'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"I came up through the ranks."

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Taking a peek at the audience

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Bigger Brain

Von Trapp family masks

Bow

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Step aerobics

The Masked Singer

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Waiting for the results.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

The Poet.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."