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Dr. McWit's always know's exactly when her watermelon's are at their peak of perfection.

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Culinary surgery.

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I came up through the ranks."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"It's still stew but the celebrity chef wants to call it a deconstructed steak and ale pie with a dusting of salt in a brown sauce coulis."

Surgeon

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Clerk, I'd like Madame Foreperson's remarks about a well-hung jury stricken from the record."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

"That will be all, Mrs. Bernstein. During the break, we reached a verbal agreement."

Brain Check

'They're stereo!'

Rene Laennec

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Curl your fingers to avoid cuts when slicing or chopping...I learned that trick on a TV cooking show!"

Doctors' Tour

Extreme Court Reporting

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

Have you got some E98 and E695 for 'Ma Traffords home baked apple pie'?

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

'I'm afraid I'll have to close you down. Your kitchen is infested with greenfly.'

Myrtle has a tropical thought balloon, distracting her from the glamourous world of stenography....

"Wow, I can smell something far beyond the expiration date!"