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Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"I came up through the ranks."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

Anatomy.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Quantum Mechanics.

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

Nature Scents Research Department.

the bureaucrat's desk

The take your mother to work program.

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."