Stethoscope Lover Gifts

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"I came up through the ranks."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Anatomy.

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

"Frankly, Harold, you're beginning to bore everyone with your statistics."

'I don't know if you're a mathematician but my wife's not happy with her Poisson distribution.'

Quantum Mechanics.

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

The statistician marrying the probability expert...

Nature Scents Research Department.

the bureaucrat's desk

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

The take your mother to work program.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"