Stethoscope Saver Gifts

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

His temperature appears to rise and fall with the FT index

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"Me? I have a strong urge to devote my life to making the world a better place for all humanity."

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I came up through the ranks."

A collective sigh of relief.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

Coastguard

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

'Remember, rising sea levels will raise all boats.'

"No, no, that won't be necessary-they're doing a pretty good job on themselves."

'Oh - It's you.'

Protection for the world

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

Coronavirus and Atlas

From trash to treasure

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"Temperatures are rising."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

"The thing is - nobody loves me..."

'The good news is he won't survive to say 'I told you so'.'

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

The rich paying their way out of pollution.

"What I said was that we are committed to solving the problem... not to actually solving it!"

'They're stereo!'

Surgical Appliance Factory

Haiti.