Stethoscope Enthusiast Gifts

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

Doctor.

'They're stereo!'

Doctor checking his own shadow.

Rene Laennec

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

Parts Department

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Doctors

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I came up through the ranks."

'Urology...can you hold?'

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.