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"I'm sorry you don't like the sound of my chest but it's the only one I've got!"

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"I came up through the ranks."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Seneca

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

Doctors' Tour

'They're stereo!'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

Rene Laennec

'What do you mean you don't understand! Can't you see I'm speaking Italian!'

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"How do I know you're not malingering?"

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"Just talk me through it step by step, nurse. I'm new to surgery."

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

"Give it to me nuanced, Doc."

'Gentlemen, ladies, we've just successfully removed that tiny snippet of brain that makes people want to be in politics.'

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.

Doctor.

'Tall ship in view'

'Drop it. You're a watch dog. You're just here to watch.'