Stethoscope Star T-Shirts

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Taking a peek at the audience

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Doctor Bartolo

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Von Trapp family masks

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

"I came up through the ranks."

Bow

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

The Masked Singer

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."