Stethoscope Star Pillows

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Taking a peek at the audience

Jack Gleeson

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Ladies

Eric Clapton.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Doctor Bartolo

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

Von Trapp family masks

"It's so good to see them studying so hard. Gracie does it because of her thirst for knowledge. Baldo does it out of self-defense."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"I came up through the ranks."

Bow

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

The Masked Singer

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"Are you sure you're not assigning too much homework? - I don't want to end up overqualified."

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."