Stethoscope Seeker Pillows

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I came up through the ranks."

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

Stonehenge Imitation

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

Brain Check

'They're stereo!'

Rene Laennec

'You and your stones collection.'

'Wow! What energy drink are you on?'

Doctors' Tour

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"Great waves to day, dude!"

'Is the 'living happily ever after' part just spin?'

"Without my coffee, I'd never make it working nights."

Music Lessons. It was a mistake signing a guitar lessons contract when the advertisement said "no strings attached."

Salesman.

I confess I've felt temptation to cheat. It's just that I get do tired of waiting for her to give me what I want. She even makes me feel like if I want it, then there must be something wrong with me. She's wrong. Your needs are natural. There's no shame in wanting a tablet that runs a full operating system and has a stylus. Computer Villa. Customer service. But I've been in love with Apple since the first "Lisa."

If I may paraphrase Henny Youngman, I know you're out there. You an hear me breathing.

Doctor.

"Could you teach me to do the splits?"

"No, I didn't have to 'google it' to make my diagnosis. I have these expensive books."

How origami complexity is measured. I started with simple origami pieces. The ones I make now require more steps. It looks like a tenfold increase!