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'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7.'

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

'You'll be awake during the entire procedure...but no peeking!'

"I came up through the ranks."

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

"House red, sir?"

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'I know we're all terrified of malpractice suits, Bob, but as plastic surgeons, I think we can do a little more than just 'style his hair and call it a day.''hair

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

"The dove certainly helped, but GPS really nailed it."

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

'I don't know what happened! All I did was say I went into medicine for the money!'

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

Surgery / Canteen - The perplexities of priorites.

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Brain Check

Thug takes dog badger baiting with 'Set Nav'.

'They're stereo!'

Rene Laennec

Doctor monitoring his own heart attack.

"Thumpety-Thump, Thumpety-Thump, …. Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk, Ka-Chunk,… Thumpety-Thump. Thumpety-Thump……"

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Vending machines labeled 'SNACKS' and 'STATINS.'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

'He's not under yet.'

Hygiene in food processing

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

'Well,gentlemen,-who's playing God today?'

Doctor.