Stethoscope Superstar Prints

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"I came up through the ranks."

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Taking a peek at the audience

Jack Gleeson

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Eric Clapton.

Ladies

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Doctor Bartolo

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics! (Published originally on February 9, 2013).

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

Bigger Brain

Von Trapp family masks

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

Bow

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

The Masked Singer

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

Drama is the highest form of culture. It combines literature, art and music

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

Step aerobics

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

Waiting for the results.

Stenographer wants 15 minutes of court repeated

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."