Stereotype Smirker Pillows

Thank you for putting up with the driver's ranting.

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'When my business turned into a lemon, I made lemonade....but that also failed when nobody liked its taste'

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

California Beverages Map

Latest Aye Phone

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

Alpine Pipe

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"So that's Ireland."

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"All I know is that one of them was raised by wolves, and the other was raised by geeks."

"I'd like to have myself declared legally blonde."

'Dave... Your intimate apparel is showing.'

Lady to man about big hole in wall: 'Show some gumption. Are you a man ... or are you a mouse?!'

"It's from my Swiss account."

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

American Toddlers vs British Toddlers

"The smile is courtesy of Photoshop."

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

'Call yourself a pirate? Where's the parrot and peg leg?'

Notice. I no longer respond to an questions regarding kilts! Thank you.

'Can Johnny come out?'

'Bloody typical.'

Customs at the L.A. Airport

"I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain!"

End Gay Stereotyping Now!