Smog Smirker Pillows

"Ahhhh! It's great to be back in the city and to breath it's early morning ninety eight per cent carbon monoxide air."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

Pollution.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Air freshener - pollution.

The Finger.

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Fume detector

Air Bill

Environmental danger.

Canadian wildfires

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

Factory Smoke

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

You are here.

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

"I do enjoy group activities."

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

Car exhaust as a monster

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

Pollution.

We Pollute Inc.

Air Vent

"They have very strict anti-pollution laws in this state."

Retirement Woes.

Ecological Mortar

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."