Smog Smirker T-Shirts

"Ahhhh! It's great to be back in the city and to breath it's early morning ninety eight per cent carbon monoxide air."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I took a couple of years off after college to work on my smirk.'

Pollution.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

Air freshener - pollution.

The Finger.

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

Fume detector

Environmental danger.

Air Bill

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Canadian wildfires

Factory Smoke

'They say it's a bad sign when the pigeons are coughing.'

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

You are here.

Balloons Holding Child Above the Pollution

Car exhaust as a monster

"I do enjoy group activities."

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

"How bout ya slip a $20 in there for me too.".." (man talking to another about the church offering plate)

'I'm sorry, but zoning laws only allows roads made out of lo-cal gravel.'

'They revised it. Now it's the pretty clean air act.'

"They have very strict anti-pollution laws in this state."

We Pollute Inc.

Pollution.

Air Vent

Ecological Mortar

Retirement Woes.

Your building is being damaged by the passive smoke from other buildings in the area.

"I'm just relieved to be wearing it for something besides a pandemic."