Stepping Down From Office Gifts

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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"It's hard to keep good people."

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

"It seems that Parker left behind some of his personal demons."

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'You weren't here to say no.'

'I'll do half of it.'

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'You're supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.'

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

"So apart from the crushing workload, lack of guidance and support form management together with dreadful working conditions and long hours. . . is there anything you didn't like about working here?"

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."