Stepping Down From Office Prints

'I'm resigning -- so voters won't get the satisfaction of kicking me out of office!'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

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"It's hard to keep good people."

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"And watch out for the boss,he has a habit of creeping up on you."

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"I told my manager that I couldn't cope with the endless mind numbing paperwork. I said I'd had enough of the bureaucracy, that I had to get out."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"Hate to see you leave—you were my favorite puppet."

"Just go ahead. It's my last day here and I hate this place."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Leaving cards.

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'I'm sorry, Buzzy, but we're downsizing the hive...'

"It seems that Parker left behind some of his personal demons."

'I interview well, but only for exit interviews.'

'You weren't here to say no.'

'I'll do half of it.'

"Of course, I'm not suggesting that you should also bail."

'You're supposed to give two weeks notice, you know.'

"Captain, we can't communicate with the creature. It seems to only speak in corporate lingo."

Open entrance door to find exit door directly behind it.

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."