Step Aerobics Gifts

Fitness in church.

Steps Class

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Keep Fit.

Holiday Aerobics.

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'And one and two and let change through and three and four and collapse on the floor.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Red Arrows Rookies

'The aerobics will give you a more youthful appearance overall, but you need to see a podiatrist about your crows feet.'

Aerobics Class.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Fitness Course.

'...27...28...29...by golly, you're right, this is good aerobic exercise!'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

Hexercise.

Step aerobics

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

AEROBICS CLASS, 'What is your body telling you now?', 'To be honest, I'm getting mixed signals.'

Kangaroo jumping rope.

'OMG Roger, you look totally out of shape!'

"Take me to your thigh master"

"The company offers free Yoga and aerobics. You'll bend over backwards and jump through hoops."

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"