Steering Specialist Gifts

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

Pole Star

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Natural gas

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Gas Pedal Sticking?

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

Tunnel Mural

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Taxi

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

A-340 Airbus.

Shipping contract.

Space Train

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.