Steering Specialist Prints

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Pole Star

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

Natural gas

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

'I can't believe that will get as good mileage as the foot.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Tunnel Mural

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Taxi

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

'Acquiring Satellite.'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

A-340 Airbus.

Shipping contract.

Bob's overnight courier - pushing the envelope.

Hee-Haul

Armored knight's shield Severe Tire Damage.