Ship Steering Enthusiast Prints

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

On the brink.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Desk shaped like an office block.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Need tickets.

"Ye God's... That was close."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Ship

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Man crawling in desert finds sign reading 'Ignore your satnav'.

Suez canal blocking.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Cuban Exports

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'Oh, so when I asked you if I should make a left and you said 'right', you meant as in correct... yeah, I totally misunderstood that.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'