Steel Industry Gifts

Steel Futures

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Stimulus bust

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Gas Pedal Sticking?

"It's a plant based solution."

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

Bailout for General Motors.

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Factory Pollution.

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

Pork Lift

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Oil Tower at Mount Rushmore

Lunch break.