Industry Gifts

'There's been an accident down at the plant.'

If it wasn't for the boring repetition this job would be the pits!

'All those in favour of accepting more robots?'

"Well if you don't agree with my count, then you do it."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'You mean you never herd of cars with fiberglass bodies before?'

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

'Your fear of being replaced by automation is a legitimate fear and one I would share, were I not, myself an automation.'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Factory Floor - "I told you you were lost."

Accident free button gives an electric shock.

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"There's trouble at ball-bearing works!"

'The funny thing is, our wastes are prefectly harmless.'

Putin is in control of the industry.

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

The role of administration.

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Steel: Retail Outlet

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

'For a moment there I thought I wasn't going to find any unsafe conditions at this job site.'

'It appears more and more people are working at home these days.'

'Funny - you finish building one power station, and a few hours later, you feel like building another...'

Haverford Steel - temporarily closed, Mr Haverfod is taking some medication, and was told not to operate heavy machinery.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

Pork Lift

Cool...Not Cool.

Lawrence of Akron

Factory Smoke

Santa and his sleigh hit a flare stack.

'Hopkins! We ALL get tired of talking about flanges.'

Retirement day

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Frankly lad, I think even able seaman of industry might be aiming a little high,here at Gussetts."