Steel Fabricator Gifts

Steel fabricator

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Time Out For Teddy

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

At the baby oil factory.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

All set for the summer holiday!

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

Lunch break.