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'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Time Out For Teddy

A crab with a utility knife claw

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'We have a diverse work force. We us three different models of robots."

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

In the Museum of Dinosaws.

At the baby oil factory.

"We know how to treat old or stubborn workers. After all, this is a dog food factory."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Wanting to save his parents thousands in orthodontic costs, Lyle makes braces for himself in metal shop.

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

All set for the summer holiday!

'One small point,Perkins-we don't STAMP on the sell-by dates here!'

Did our request for different safety hats get approval?

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Guide to Conservative Economics: Bail-outs

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.