Steel Manufacturer Gifts

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

Bring flag factories back to America.

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Former Auto Crash Dummy. Replaced By Driverless Car.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Made redundant from Honda please help

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

"We've geared up our American company to provide PPE for our healthcare providers, and we need 'Made in the USA' tags to on 'em! Problem is, USA tags are all Made In China."

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

The Two Economies

Key Fob Manufacturing. In this factory we make fobs which drivers use to turn on their car. Ah, a start-up company!

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'Conglomo Corporation: Proud manufacturer of outrageously useless stuff you apparently can't live without.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

"We don't build the toys anymore. We just order them from our factories overseas."

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'