Steel Industry Executive Gifts

"Not all the news is bad. Research indicates U.S. Steel would do extremely well as the name of a male fragrance."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Probably to put in his tank!'

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

Loyal Opposition

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

Foreign Ownership Control in the US

'Our main priority is to protect all of the innocent oil that has become caught up in this conflict.'

Frank and Ernest Oil Company. It's from our investors --- A Get-a-Well card.

A man searches for ideas in an ideas recycling bin.

Mysteries of Life

"I'm asking the crown price of Saudi Arabia just what it's going to take to get more oil?"

Chavez Feeding China's Oil Demands

'Employers' hugging a huge piggy bank handed down from 'Workers comp reform'.

Oil Profits

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

"I had a nightmare that oul and gas had become alternative energy sources."