Energy Company Executives Gifts

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"It's trickle down."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

The Corporate Trust: 'Since we have an agreement of transparency with the feds, I don't need to remind all of you that this meeting never happened.'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"We don't have a grievance committee, but we have a grieving committee for fired employees."

'We want you to take the hindmost.'

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"This is our new head of conflict resolution."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

How Trickle Down Economics Work

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

EXXON EXTINCTION

'Don't you all feel energised, full of enthusiasm for the future!'

'Probably to put in his tank!'

'Tell me more about the obscene bonus package.'

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

"Your transfer comes with a bonus - 40 acres and a mule."

"Will you two stop giggling every time I say 'assets'?"

'I preferred my old title of Executive Vice-President.'

"Woo-hoo!"

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!