Metal Industry Professional Gifts

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Satya Nutella

US v.s. Tech Giants

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

How logos change over time.

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'

"You're hired!"

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

General Motors.

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

Electric car

Silicon Vale

Diner is served

Volkswagen Scandal

The American Nightmare.

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

USA 2030

"Sell AI"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

E.U. Russian Oil Embargo

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

China's Super Supercomputers

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

"To err is human, Simmons, so you're being replaced by a computer."

Facebook's business model

'Things are going from bad to worse in the auto industry.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."