Manufacturing Professionals Gifts

"Sir, I'm leaving my high-paying job in the manufacturing industry for a low-paying job in a service industry, because that's what's happening."

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

"Let me put on my 'working' head."

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

'That's my resume.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

After the latest pay bonus and benefit awards you've won, I've decided to join you on the shop floor.

"Meow...."

'I'll be late - had to think big again.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

America's Biggest Export...

Big Ed's taken a direct hit of devastating criticism by the boss, he's sinking,listing, a pitiful helpless hulk...

Pushing the envelope.

The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!

Auto Assembly. Ernie, I think they fired you because you were assigned to the assembly line but ere often at the high-speed test facility. I'm ambitious. I wanted to be on the fast track. Why did you remove brakes from cars? An article I read said that to achieve success you should "pull out all the stops." And I unnecessarily drove cars around the plant to show the bosses that I'm willing to "go the extra mile." But why did you refuse to deliver components to the assembly line? The arti

'Yes, long term strategy needs fresh crayons.'

Man asking a clairvoyant about the future.

'What the hell is PIG IRON?'

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

Steel Works - 'How the devil did all this go down 7 3/8 today?'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

"Ooops....I guess this one failed."

Setbacks in the development of the rubber mallet.

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."