Manufacturing Expert Gifts

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'It's an American classic, with parts from Japan and Canada and assembled in Mexico.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'...we have every new employee spend time on our assembly line. Eight hours, no breaks.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Pull the udder one

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Foxhole - digging robot

Congratulations Strike Over!

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

CIA Recommended TVs

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Busy, Busy, Busy

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

The strong Canadian dollar is bad for the Canadian exporting manufacturers.

Made redundant from Honda please help

The royal mint is asking for a budget increase. You have to spend money to make money!

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Don't give up Albert - one of these cans has to have tuna in it!'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

"Manufacturing will take place in China, R&D in Korea, customer support will be run from Mumbai and logistics handled in Vietnam."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

Robot Olympics

"And they say this country doesn't make anything anymore!"

"People are always saying how stupid it is that the bst practitioners are always promoted and make poor managers....but I think that's complete rubbish...He was a lousy practitioner as well!"

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'