Fabrication Expert Gifts

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Pull the udder one

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Congratulations Strike Over!

Foxhole - digging robot

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

CIA Recommended TVs

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Dogfights/Drone Fights

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

Knitting is Knirvana.

Robot Olympics

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."