Fabrication Expert Pillows

Fabrication Lab. A virus got into the 3-D printer and distorted the pattern. A virus? It's a design flu.

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Counting part time employees is the new math.

Pull the udder one

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Congratulations Strike Over!

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Foxhole - digging robot

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'We outsource our grape juice, marketing, bottling and distribution, and yet he's supposed to give a speech tonight on winemaking - bosses,outsources,outbetter show him what a grape looks like.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"The figures would seem to indicate that you're not really a scientist."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

"I wish I'd never bought Harold that 3-D printer."

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

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Busy, Busy, Busy

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Rat - Study on effect of synthetic fabrics.

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'If you think current GPS systems are annoying when they're Recalculating, you'll really hate the next big thing coming.'

"Are we sure this is how we get our workloads into the cloud?"

Knitting is Knirvana.

Robot Olympics

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"When I said 'do everything for me,' I didn't mean drink my beer and eat my pizza."

"That's the material I want for our new lounge curtains."

Man and woman being spied on from their TV.